By Jim Campbell
April 8th, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump excitedly unveiled his latest improvements to the White House Press Briefing Room at Monday night’s press conference: ejection seats.
Down sized from the original lunar lander Apollo, to fit nicely on the presidential podium.
This means Jim Acosta of CNN will have an assigned seat at the back of the room with no microphone.
President Trump wanted to put him in a closet, the closet case that he is, but the Capitol Fire Department would not sign off on out of concern for causing a fire in a confined place.
In lieuof a microphone, Acosta will be givena pacifier to suck on during all briefings.
The president and the entire White House Press Corps. is fed up with Acosta’s unprofessional behavior.
On Tuesday, The White House named Kaylaigh McEnan as its new press secretary.
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