Why Teachers Drink

Jim Campbell's

~ WHY TEACHERS DRINK ~

Answers depend on how you read or hear the question and how well you spell?

The following questions were set in last year’s GED examination.

These are genuine answers

(from 16 year old’s).  

Q. Name the four seasons.   
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q. How is dew formed?    
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?   
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?    
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q. What are steroids   ?  
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

(Shoot yourself now, there is little hope).

Q. What happens to…

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Author: Lisa the Infidel

I am an #Infidel - born and bred North Carolina.

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