The Legend Of Corn Pop

EARL OF TAINT

If you aren’t familiar with Corn Pop, Joe tells the story here. We imaged how Joe might make it into a movie.

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Below, Joe gives a brief synopsis of The Corn Pop Incident during a recent photo-op at the pool. He digressed slightly from his prepared text and possibly erred by admitting he has always swam naked in front of women and offered no apology or words of remorse for his actions to women-women, men-women and the non-binary thems likely wounded and offended by the lurid, raw and brutal mental imagery thrust into their shy, quivering, yet willing psyches by his admission he could flash them at any time, given the current location and the logical assumption that he did not bring a swim suit.

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However, the latest research turns up this amazing breaking news, as it does show the lifeguard academy Class of 1962 posing poolside and…

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Author: Lisa the Infidel

I am an #Infidel - born and bred North Carolina.

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