My friend Kimberly wrote penned this sad truth.
“Welcome to the United States of America, The Bed & Breakfast that pays you to come on in & stay here- for free! We have so much room, unlimited money sources, & hardly no crime to make your stay most comfortable! We furnish EBT cards for the best brands of free food, free medical care, & free translators at the free public schools for your children (no- English isn’t required here!!).
There’s only one requirement: We kindly ask that you please ignore those sad American citizens traveling to & from their jobs, & their disgraceful attitudes. For reasons unknown, they are upset for having to pitch in to pay for your stay here. As always, enjoy your unlimited stay…no citizenship or background check ever required! Most importantly, your safety is of utmost importance to us!”
~ K J Hill, a deplorable U.S Citizen