HA HA I do like this writing style!
I don’t actually know if Mexican economy minister Ildefonso Guajardo is gay. But I do know he negotiates like a drunk in someone else’s box. Discussing the looming NAFTA renegotiations, a perturbed Guajardo asserted that if Trump was going to talk about his siphon-hose of a country like that, then the Mexicans will just pack up their free-trade agreement and leave.
“If we’re going for something that is less than what we have now, it doesn’t make sense to stay in,” Guajardo said.
Beating numberless competition, I present the world’s dumbest Mexican.