I would add Canada to the last line.
IF YOU GIVE A MUSLIM A COOKIE.
If you give a Muslim a cookie, he’ll complain that it isn’t halal and demand that you provide one that is.If you give a Muslim a Halal cookie, he’ll demand that you give him a job so he can buy his own cookies.If you give a Muslim a job, he’ll demand you give him time out to pray.If you give a Muslim time out to pray, he’ll demand that you respect his prophet.If you show respect for his prophet, a Muslim will demand that you stop singing your National Anthem.If you stop singing your National Anthem, a Muslim will demand that you elect him to Congress.If you elect a Muslim to Congress, he’ll demand that we change our Constitution, so we are no longer allowed to speak freely or have guns or worship the god of our choice (or not any god at all).If we change the Constitution to what a Muslim demands, he will demand that Sharia Law be followed by everyone in the land.If Sharia is followed by everyone in the land, then Muslims will be permitted by law to execute anyone who disagrees with them or does not dress like them or does not worship Allah.Congress, you gave a Muslim a cookie. So did you, London, France, Greece.
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